Alternative Reality Headlines on Hayden, Vicky & Katrina

Noong sila pa ni Hayden, binola ng huli si Katrina by saying: Ikaw ang partner ko in a parallel world (kasi si Vicky ang partner nya in this world).

And so in view of recent events, I present these alternative reality headlines which you must admit, you’d like to read in tabloids and broadsheets:

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1. Hayden pinaaaresto ng DOJ

  • Hayden dinampot ng PNP; no bail recommended
  • Hayden, binantaang rireypin ng mga batang city jail
  • Vicky sasamahan si Hayden sa jail
  • Gay lawyers offer pro-bono service to Hayden

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2. Dahil sa Hayden sexvids, Vicky nag-overdose ng Botox; mukha namaga!

  • Vicky umaming adik kay Hayden!
  • Condong pinatirhan kay Hayden pinabombahan ng Lysol ni Vicky sa mga katulong
  • Vicky nag-hysterical, na-admit sa St. Luke’s

3. Hayden, ipo-produce ni Vicky ng indie film

  • Careless Whisper: The Hayden Kho Sex Scandal sino-shooting na
  • Hayden binigyan ng permit magshooting
  • Joel Lamangan ididirek ang Careless Whisper

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3. Katrina Halili gagawa ng sariling indie film – Careless Whisper: The Katrina Halili Sex Scandal

  • Dingdong Dantes gaganap na Hayden sa Katrina version
  • Carlo Caparas ididirek si Katrina sa kanyang version ng Careless Whisper

4. Parehong bersyon ng Careless Whisper flop sa takilya!

  • Pirated copies ng 2 version na in-upload sa Youtube umabot na ng 2M views!

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5. Hayden, Vicky found dead in condo!

  • PNP starts manhunt for Belo children
  • Belo children stand to gain from Vicky’s beauty business – PNP
  • NBI: Hayden, Belo committed copycat Romeo-Juliet suicide compact
  • Hayden, Belo interred in separate memorial parks

6. Katrina marries 63-year old congressman

  • Assunta da Rossi calls Katrina a second-rate, trying-hard copycat!
  • Katrina gives birth to baby boy, names baby Vic-Den
  • Katrina: Sino kaya ang baog kina Jules at Assunta?
  • Katrina files for annulment from hubby of 1 year
  • Katrina official candidate in global search for FHM Hot Momma of 2012

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7. Maricar Reyes inalis sa ABS-CBN Star Magic Talent Center, Bud Brothers

  • Maricar kukuning celeb-endorser ng mineral water
  • Maricar, unang Pinay nude centerfold ng Hustler Magazine
  • Gabriela, pari at madre nagprotesta sa Maricar centerfold
  • Maricar nagmongha! Pink Sisters tinanggap sya bilang nobisyada

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8. Dagul’s sexvid scandal with Goin’ Bulilit rocks nation!

  • Goin’ Bulilit sexvid wins Best Picture in online pedophile filmfest
  • Govt closes down ABS-CBN Star Magic Talent Center due to sexvid scandal
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2 responses to “Alternative Reality Headlines on Hayden, Vicky & Katrina

  1. nice one again there.. dindong daga!..

    from now on, i’ll be following your nakakadagang PAHINA..

    PADAYON!..

  2. did he really committed suicide again?

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