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Most awaited Sexvid Scandals

Nakakangawit maghintay na lumabas ang sexvid scandal ni Hayden Kho at Vicky Belo. Inamin na nila na meron pero nasaan? nasaaaaaan????

Kaya habang naghihintay, eto ang wishlist ng mga most waited sexvid scandals:

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  • Mar Roxas and Korina Sanchez Padyak/Trisikad Sexvid
  • villar_itikVillar’s bestial sexvids with a flock of itik with Itik-itik playing in the soundtrack
  • dionisiadanceAling Dionisia’s Ballroom Sexvid with her DIs
  • loren and joseLoren Legarda & Ed Angara’s Sexvid in aid of pornikeyshun
  • bongBong Revilla’s Kap’s Amazing Sexvids
  • irenekhoIrene Kho’s Wala Akong Masabi Sexvid imitating Linda Blair’s masturbation with a crucifix scene in The Exorcist
  • willierevillameWill’s Dubai Desert sexvid with ASF dancers
  • governor-chavit-singsonChavit Singson’s Sexvid with his harem of mistresses featuring his fave tiger in chains

Alternative Reality Headlines on Hayden, Vicky & Katrina

Noong sila pa ni Hayden, binola ng huli si Katrina by saying: Ikaw ang partner ko in a parallel world (kasi si Vicky ang partner nya in this world).

And so in view of recent events, I present these alternative reality headlines which you must admit, you’d like to read in tabloids and broadsheets:

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1. Hayden pinaaaresto ng DOJ

  • Hayden dinampot ng PNP; no bail recommended
  • Hayden, binantaang rireypin ng mga batang city jail
  • Vicky sasamahan si Hayden sa jail
  • Gay lawyers offer pro-bono service to Hayden

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2. Dahil sa Hayden sexvids, Vicky nag-overdose ng Botox; mukha namaga!

  • Vicky umaming adik kay Hayden!
  • Condong pinatirhan kay Hayden pinabombahan ng Lysol ni Vicky sa mga katulong
  • Vicky nag-hysterical, na-admit sa St. Luke’s

3. Hayden, ipo-produce ni Vicky ng indie film

  • Careless Whisper: The Hayden Kho Sex Scandal sino-shooting na
  • Hayden binigyan ng permit magshooting
  • Joel Lamangan ididirek ang Careless Whisper

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3. Katrina Halili gagawa ng sariling indie film – Careless Whisper: The Katrina Halili Sex Scandal

  • Dingdong Dantes gaganap na Hayden sa Katrina version
  • Carlo Caparas ididirek si Katrina sa kanyang version ng Careless Whisper

4. Parehong bersyon ng Careless Whisper flop sa takilya!

  • Pirated copies ng 2 version na in-upload sa Youtube umabot na ng 2M views!

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5. Hayden, Vicky found dead in condo!

  • PNP starts manhunt for Belo children
  • Belo children stand to gain from Vicky’s beauty business – PNP
  • NBI: Hayden, Belo committed copycat Romeo-Juliet suicide compact
  • Hayden, Belo interred in separate memorial parks

6. Katrina marries 63-year old congressman

  • Assunta da Rossi calls Katrina a second-rate, trying-hard copycat!
  • Katrina gives birth to baby boy, names baby Vic-Den
  • Katrina: Sino kaya ang baog kina Jules at Assunta?
  • Katrina files for annulment from hubby of 1 year
  • Katrina official candidate in global search for FHM Hot Momma of 2012

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7. Maricar Reyes inalis sa ABS-CBN Star Magic Talent Center, Bud Brothers

  • Maricar kukuning celeb-endorser ng mineral water
  • Maricar, unang Pinay nude centerfold ng Hustler Magazine
  • Gabriela, pari at madre nagprotesta sa Maricar centerfold
  • Maricar nagmongha! Pink Sisters tinanggap sya bilang nobisyada

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8. Dagul’s sexvid scandal with Goin’ Bulilit rocks nation!

  • Goin’ Bulilit sexvid wins Best Picture in online pedophile filmfest
  • Govt closes down ABS-CBN Star Magic Talent Center due to sexvid scandal