Category Archives: idol

Why Idol ko si Professional Heckler

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heckler_4everAside from Bob Ong (alias taken from his blog – no longer online – Bobong Pinoy), my other blogging/writing idol is Professional Heckler (http://professionalheckler.wordpress.com). No, dili ni sya si Hecky na fellow SB member natin. Mas bungoton si Hecky. Ajejeje

According to his blog profile:

“The Professional Heckler is Loi Reyes Landicho: a snooty and agnostic online political humorist from Makati City. He’s affiliated with a broadcast network for exactly 11 years now. He also writes for two television programs in two other networks, and serves as a contributing editor for a glossy (campus) mag.

A number of his blog posts were included in the political humor book “Hello Garci, Hello Maa’m: Political Humor in the Cellphone Age” published by the Philippine Center for Investigative Journalism (PCIJ) in 2005.

He was a contestant in at least six television game shows: Battle of the Brains; Who Wants to be a Millionaire?; The Weakest Link;  Eat Bulaga’s Kaya Mo ‘To Trivia;  Wheel of Fortune, and Game Ka Na Ba?”

If  you read his blogposts, you will see from whom I copied and imitated my style of commenting in blogposts. Ajejeje

And for those who still don’t get it, itong piso o, hanap kayo ng ibang kausap ha.

World Peace!

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Why Tetchie Agbayani is my Idol

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In 1982, Tetchie Agbayani became the first Pinay to be a Playboy (German edition) centerfold.

After 300 years of Spanish/Catholic regime, Pinoys had become ashamed of their bodies. Di ba ang mga indigenous tribe hanggang ngayon proud of their bodies?

Yung mga ipokritong manang at manong makakita lang ng konting skin, protest agad left and right, pero yung malaking problema ng kahirapan, di nila nakikita at pinoprotesta.

Si Tetchie naging bahagi sa pagpapalaya ng kababaihan. Kaya lang nasobrahan yata ang liberation ng mga babae ngayon kasi kahit sa webcam, naghuhubad na sila para kumita ng dollars. Kaya next time dumaan ka sa Western Union, observe na maraming young ladies na nakapila para kunin ang remittance nila from their foreign webcam fans. Ajejeje.

Syengapala, Idol Tetchie is now a respected teacher at St. Joseph’s College run by Franciscan nuns. Odibah?

Obama idol si Bob Ong, here’s proof!

Bobama, odiba? Ajeje

Bobama, odiba? Ajeje

Idol ko si Pacman UFN (Until Further Notice)

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Vote for Baraquiao!!! Ajejeje

Idol ko si Pacman. UFN. Until Further Notice.

Idol ko si Pacman kasi mahusay syang boksingero.

Idol ko si Pacman kasi mataas ang kanyang ambisyon at kinaya nyang tuparin iyon.

Idol si Pacman kasi strong believer sya sa edukasyon. At masipag syang mag-aral. At binigyan nya ng magandang edukasyon ang mga kids nya (at sa mahal na private international school pa!)

Idol ko si Pacman kasi makabayan sya. Bow!

Pero hindi ko na sya Idol pag sya lang ang yumayaman sa mga laban nyang para sa bayan daw.

Hindi ko sya Idol kung tatakbo sya sa pulitiks. Pwede naman syang tumulong sa kababayan kahit hindi sya puli-tiko. Tsaka barangay kapitan na ang bro nya. Pag sumali pa sya, di ba political dynasty na yun? Soon ba, magkakaroon na ng meyor/governor/congressman/senador/presidente (simbako!) Pacquiaos?

Hindi ko na sya Idol kung hindi nya babawasan ang mga hangers-on sa kanya – mga alalay na yes-men at bad influence pa.

Hindi ko na sya Idol kung hindi pa sya magretire. Wori me kasi sa health nya. Naduduling na nga sya siguro dahil sa mga sapak sa ulo na natanggap nya sa mga kalaban. Si Navarrete, libat na gyud!

Hindi ko na sya Idol if everytime I see him in the papers and on TV at katabi nya si Chavit na parang kalibangon pirmi. Di ba dapat inaasikaso ni Chavit ang national security at hindi yung taya nya sa fight ni Pacman at media exposure nya?

So, Until Further Notice, Idol ko si Pacman. Ajejeje

One night only: ngaa si inday beyonce ang idol nakon

beyonce_1023 ka rason ngaa idol nakon si inday beyonce:

1. Black as Obama is in! Ang mokontra pahiran og alkitran sa nawong.

2. Sexy sya, with or without panties! (Dungog mo na, nene britney???)

3. Mas logical ang kanta nya nga If I were a boy (If I were a boy even just for a day, I’d roll out of bed in the morning and throw on what I wanted and go. Drink beer with the guys and chase after girls. I’d kick it with who I wanted and I’d never get confronted for it cause they stick up for me) kumpara sa I’m Not a Girl ni Nene Britney (I’m not a girl, Not yet a woman. All I need is time, a moment that is mine while I’m in between. I’m not a girl). I ask you: If I’m not girl, dibala, boy ako? Kon boy ako, and not yet a woman, dibala magpa sexchange ako (daw amo man ni ang plano ni Bebe Gandanghari formerly known as toto Rustom Padilla – RIP). All I need is a moment that is mine while I’m in between – te, amo gid, kinahanglan nya panahon para magpa-opera para maging lalaki! Ajejeje

Why man idol ko si Manoy Avel?

Si Manoy Avel Manansala ay taga Gensan City Hall (dami inggit sa kanya kasi ang gwafooo daw ng bosing nyang si Meyor Jun!). Sobrang oks sya magdala ng blog nyang Bariles Republic at bloggers near or far (wherever you aaarrrrreeeeee!) Kaya di katingalahan na maraming syang friendships oloberdawerd. Kasi nga OFW daw sya dati at sellsrape (ehe! salesrep diay!).

Body beyotifol din si Manoy Avel. See picture in this blogpost. avel2Odiba he can show a lot of skin pero aprub kay Chairman Laguardia? Pwede man daw 1 breast exposure, Manoy Avel. Ajejeje

Sumilip ako nung lektyur nya sa mga lokal bloggers sa NDDU at dun ako nagkaroon ng interes mag-blog. Bilib ako kay Manoy Avel kasi sanay syang humawak ng mike. Ajejeje 😉 avelKaya, Manoy Avel, idol mio, this blogpost is wholeheartedly dedicated to you. Dedication coming from me! DJ Cheenee, pwede nako bation ang akong mga parents? Nay, tay! May blog na ako! Punta kayo sa internet cafe para mabasa nyo ito ha! Ajejeje

Kung bakit idol ko si Bob Ong

Si Bob Ong ang pinaka-astig na awtor ng mga buks na: A B N K K B S N P L Ako?!, atbp. Siya rin ay anonymous kasi nagtatago sya sa alias na Bob Ong, na galing sa blog nyang Bobong Pinoy.

abnkkbsnplakoSiya ang nagbigay inspirasyong maging anonymouse/anynomouse. Ay donk ker kung liver lover ba sya o hindi. Ajejeje